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I am an intelligent, yet impulsive guy looking for a good partner to share my feelings and thoughts. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. I am educated, patient, confident about myself, trustworthy and handsome (at least I think so!), can be very naughty and unpredictable at times, yet I am quite a lovable guy. I like being outdoors with friends and daughter, traveling, and Britney Spears back when she was still bald (bald chicks are hot!) Having the capacity to make people laugh and surprise them, always makes me happy. I love video games and my daughter. Looking for funny, responsible and kind women. I am a man with courage and a good heart. My hobbies are working out in the gym, hanging out with friends, and eating carefully prepared poisonous fish at a Japanese restaurant while hoping I'll stay alive. Can provide you with the best moments of your life without expecting anything in return. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I would give more preference to nature, mannerisms, kindness and confidence in a girl rather than external beauty and money. Looking for a girl who can understand me well and respect me.
I am an ordinary man with an extraordinary talent and attitude to become the best in my field. Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings. I am optimistic, yet sensible and understanding. My goals in life are realistic and I hope to achieve them on my own. Would want to associate myself with a funny, caring and smart girl. I don't like most girl's, but. . . I am not interested in most girl's and besides perhaps that what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all more special. I don't usually do things like this and I am trying to be serious but it's not working. I was born in Bogota, Colombia(that means I am South American). I was adopted when I was 6 months old and have been in Michigan ever since. If your interested, shoot me a text and we will go out for an ice cream unless your lactose intolerant, in that case you can just watch me eat mine and silently cry inside...
Matt
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Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life .... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like maybe we should just be friends or how very perceptive turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination; not just in the mind, it's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love...
In 1400 B.C., a group of nervous Egyptians saw the Nile turn red. But what they thought was blood was actually an algae bloom which killed the fish, which prior to that had been living off the eggs of frogs. Those uneaten eggs turned into record numbers of baby frogs who subsequently fled to the land and died. Their little rotting frog bodies attracted lice and flies. The lice carried the blue tongue virus, which killed 70% of Egypt's livestock. The flies carried glanders, a bacterial infection which in humans causes boils. Soon after-wards, the Nile River Valley was hit with a three-day sandstorm otherwise known as the plague of darkness. During the sandstorm, intense heat can combine with an approaching cold front to create not only hail, but also electrical storms which would have looked to the ancient Egyptians like fire from the sky. The subsequent wind would have blown the Ethiopian locust population off course and right into downtown Cairo. Hail is wet, locusts leave droppings spread both on grain, and you have got mycotoxins. Dinnertime in ancient Egypt meant the first-born child got the biggest portion which in this case meant he ate the most toxins, so he died! Ten plagues! Ten scientific explanations...
I have a daughter, ages 2, that I simply love. My 3 year old is so smart that we are able to have intellectual conversations (or does that mean I have the intellect of an 3 year old?)
~Synful
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