Today's Zen Wisdom...“Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind”From the Duck Files..Case 007...Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?Gotta Love Little Johnny......Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".it's TUESDAY! i'm out spreading some southern love,have a TANTALIZING day! *hugz* ayasha