First - NO I don't want to talk dirty so don't bother asking. All you will end up with are insults that fuel my amusement at the pathetic attempts of men who can't find a woman in real life to stick their parts in. If you are that desperate Im sure there are some lovely prostitutes in your area that will gladly help you out for a few bucks.. now on to something more pleasant.

Me
On Me - I'm bubbly but I have brains and know how to use them. I'm a geek and proud of it. I am not antisocial but if your brainpower is lacking, don't expect a reply from me because frankly it is just not worth my time.

On Men - I have one, I love him, I'm keeping him. There is no one else... unless he wants there to be because naughty is fun.

On Women - I love women. They are beautiful but we don't always get along, usually because the women I meet are not very intelligent. I still love to look at them.

On Politics - Hate them. Shakespeare said "The first thing we do, lets kill all the Lawyers" I say we start with the Politicians then move on to the lawyers.

On Life - I love adventure, trying new things and think it goes by all too quickly.

On Love - My theme song is "Love is a Battlefield". The past has been hell, the future is bright because I finally pulled my head out of ass, don't let men walk all over me and found the perfect man for me.

On Religion - I have mine and I don't care what yours is. I respect everyone's right to believe what they want, hate that every religion is the "only right one" and the subject is best left alone. Lets just agree to disagree.

Favorite Quote - "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you act?" by unknown