FIRST OF ALL IM NOT HERE TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU OR GO TO MSN OR YAHOO TO GET YOU OFF. IF I WANT TO TALK SOME DIRTY SMACK TO SOMEONE YOU'LL KNOW IT BECASUE I'LL BE ALL OVER YOU!... SO MOVE ON!!! hehehehe
I don't know if I'd really call myself a flirt, but rather someone who loves to joke and make people laugh. I'm a friendly person and always try to be polite to all and expect the same. I'm not an ego stroker but rather I will try to make someone feel good about themself, be it by smiling at them, joking with them or just acting like a total goofball in the chat room to get a chuckle out of them. Sometimes I go for the shock factor and stir the pot a little more but I won't speak on that! Whoo Hooo ( @ )( @ ) HAHA Shhhhhhhh
I have a delicious playful sense of humor and it's usually in a sexual way that I joke but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO GET LAID... well not in here and not by you (no offense, Im one of the rare few who know you can't get laid through the computer), it's still masturbation no matter how ya slice it and THAT I CAN and WILL DO ALONE!!! Damned me... LOL
Making someone laugh makes my day! I don't joke with many and I try and keep it between the very few close friends that I have grown to love. I usually make myself the butt of my jokes, that’s because I don't like to hurt people's feelings and some people don't know how to take me, I guess that's because most of my jokes are of a sexual nature (don't know why that is...*cough, *cough, hehehe) and I have an extreme potty mouth, LOL, I can put an entire fleet of drunken sailors to shame (I don't know but I don't think I should be bragging about that!) hahaha, I guess it's just my fantasy outbursts of what I'd like to be doing to my playmate! grinning
I'm very straightforward and I'm usually the one who says the things that other people think but dare not say out loud. I know I shock the shit out of most people (especially if they don't know me) and some people take my jokes for the way I live my life and have a low opinion of me but guess what, the only opinion of me that matters is MY OWN! I know who I am and I know the kind of person I truly am and I am one hell of a sweetheart! So anyone’s opinion of me (good or bad) will never make or break me. Some people need to lighten-up and learn to laugh; laughter heals the soul.
I'm a true SCORPION and if there's one thing I love its LOVING MY MAN! (OOOPS, I mean playmate!) hehehe *wink I'm a deeply passionate lover, very romantic and I want to give my full attention to my man and let him know he is the most sexiest, desirable, handsome man on earth and I'm going to do my best to make him feel and know this. I want to spoil my lover, and pleasure him like no other has in his life. I want him to know I am there for him and him alone and that my only desire is to make him feel the love, passion, desire and lust I have for him. And although sex is a wonderful thing, I actually look forward to the cuddling, kisses and hugs my significant other gives me. To me there is nothing more special than being kissed passionately and being held tightly! MMMMMMM I love deep, passionate kisses, you can feel them to the depth of your soul.
I am also honest, loyal, sensitive, caring, loving, trust worthy, giving,compassionate, attentive, friendly, supportive, understanding, reliable, responsible, independent, self sufficient, emotional, expressive, playful, sensible, dedicated and yes, even forgiving. Although when it comes to forgiving, I may forgive but I won't ever forget, especialy if it's something that hurt me deeply. I hurt easily and I guess it's because of the rough life I've lived and when someone I care about so deeply hurts me, it's sometimes very hard to get over. Some people mistake a kind, loving, caring person to be a fool, well, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL, trust me on that and I will not hesitate to correct you on it.
On the flip side of my scorpion self, I won't say that I'm a vindictive person but I don't have a problem stepping to you if you've done something to badly upset me. I will come to you lady like, and let you know that what ever you did was a major NO-NO, and that you've *ucked with me for the First and LAST TIME! When it comes to defending me and mine, I do-so without hesitation or flinching no matter what it takes. My temper is like an erupting volcano and I will thoroughly get my meaning across to you.
I think my temper is a combination of my Puerto Rican/Irish heritage as well as my scorpion sign. Whatever it is, it's powerful and frightening and even I don't like that side of myself. Thank GOD, I've rarely had to show that side of me. I'm not one who causes problems, or gets involved in BS or DRAMA, I pretty much keep to myself and mind my own business, and I don't look for problems; but I never back down from trouble if it finds me. I will never allow anyone to back me into a corner (well, not unless it's for some wild, kinky... ohhh, ummm never mind, wink!) hahaha
I am the most sweetest, kind hearted and loving person you could ever meet, but if betrayed (depending on how severe), I can become your worst nightmare! Thank God I can honestly say that I've never had to be vicious towards another person, I'd like to think it's because it's the kind of person I am and I've never given anyone reason to bring me to that level of hostility. I treat everyone with respect and expect the same from others. I'm a very easygoing person and try my best to get along with everyone. If for some reason I find myself not liking a person (for what ever reason,) I make sure I stay clear of them rather than hurt them.
WHAT I VALUE MOST IN LIFE: My Children and Husband (even though we're separated), Love of Family, Honesty & Respect, Integrity, Being Trustworthy, Ability to Love, Ability to Listen and Understand, Ability to Forgive, Ability to have Compassion for all Mankind, Ability to Admit when I am Wrong and Apologize, Ability Never To JUDGE Someone, Ability to Be Strong and Self Sufficient, Ability to Value and Appreciate a Good Friendship.
