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41 Year Old
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Glendale, AZ
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Joined on July 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 8th
41 Year Old
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Male
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From
Glendale, AZ
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Invited by:
kryptikryder
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Joined on July 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 8th
A little bit about me, well my name is Derek.
My strengths out weigh my weaknesses.
I once lost a needle in a haystack and found it.
Bruce Lee and I were the only ones ever to kick Chuck Norris Ass.
I rebuilt a engine with only duct tape and pliers.
The president comes to me for advice when he's in a crisis.
I partied with Paris Hilton and she called me "HOT"
Almost all the Celebrities have my phone # on speed dial.
I party like it's 1999! wait is it????
Never have I walked on the red carpet, I prefer toilet paper because I am the shit...
I fired Donal Trump...
MTV wanted to do a reality show about my life but I turned them down!
I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always a step behind.
I dance with the stars and shower daily.
My brain is the 2nd biggest organ on my body! get your mind out of the gutter my heart is the 1st...
When Dorthy was clicking her heals saying there is no place like home that's because she has yet to meet me!
41 Year Old
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Male
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From
Glendale, AZ
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Invited by:
kryptikryder
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Joined on July 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 8th
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D Rock Tequila is a sneaky b***h. One minute you're dancing like a mofo and the next you're on the ground,pants
less, making out with a shoe.
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