A guy was setting up his new facebook account while his girlfriend sat beside him...feeling all macho, he put in"penis" as his password, his girlfriend fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as"your password is too short".
Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked."No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother."What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said:"Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."The little girl goes to the garage and says:"Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said:"Bring Fifi over here."He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it."Okay, now you can go for a walk, but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash."Where is Fifi?" her father asked."She should be here in a minute," replied the daughter."She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, but there is another dog giving her a push."
~Lovins'101
nice! 
sLippery 
