Its Saturday I think ? Wait . Whats this Official looking paper on my coffee table? A police Report? oooH Shit. This could be Very Bad from yesterday. Al;though it could lead me to or give me clues to how I got home last night & I might learn : If I was having a good time or was it a" Oh Shit Kinda night." I was doing what in the park? Huh? Yeah Really? Said Subect Chazz (Misc. Numbers of law ( Several actually) ) Blah blah blah was apprehended after a"Prolonged Observation" Dancing naked with a statue at 3am. Prolonged? Why was He watching me that long? I mean thats Creepy. Well at least I'd say it was a great night lol
