i've had a warrant for my arrest for the greater part of my entire life ever since i was sixteen and i pissed all over the library doors to the mid-high...


the greater irony is...


the things people brush aside or say pshhhhh to are the truths...


the fictions i present...


those...

they accept for fact...

i don't piss em off half the time...

i piss 'em off all the time...


i've smashed more trucks drunk than you will ever own...


i even smashed up shit that weren't my own...


when i say "hold my beer and watch this shit"...


lady...four things...


buckle up...


call the police...



call the ambulance...



call the f.b.i....


and for the rest of y'all...


sorry about your luck coz...


i just will not die...


that is one thing that you are gonna have to take up with God or/and Jesus Christ both and maybe at the same time...


coz i ain't got that answer...


but i do attract strays...

ever single day...

in ever single form...

in ever single way...

in ever single town...

that i may lay my head down to pray...


and don't you worry about that...


kicking bird says..."i was just thinking that of all the trails in this life...


there is one that matters most...it is the trail of a true human being"...


i am only three or four generations removed from bein' a wild injun on the plains from the mississippi river to the colorado rockies...


that being said...i roam the plains and the southwest and the mountain west...like an old west outlaw...
only i ain't got a horse...


soooooooooooon folks...i will be on that trail...


i just need a little bit more time...


and always of course...if i am even still alive...


and i have not died...


and if i were to see...one of the purtiest of birds...flying high...flying happy and free...then naturally...my first inclination most certainly would not be...to clip that birdie's wangs and stuff her in a cage...where she cain't fly...



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and if it were not for that smidgin of injun...i'd be pure white trash...




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