Subliminal's blog: "Subliminal Lies"

zzz: And what the fuck is so miraculous about Miracle Whip?
christopher.: i use miracle whip with my tuna
zzz: God, you're sounding more and more like my mother.
christopher.: because they had that shit down in the pyramids and it's still edible, and it lasts longer than mayo
zzz: so just because it has a longer shelf life it's miraculous?
zzz: no
zzz: that is not miraculous
christopher.: yes
zzz: no
christopher.: YES
zzz: no
zzz: not miraculous
christopher.: FUCKING YES!!!!!!
zzz: fuck yes all you want but it's still not miraculous
christopher.: YES IT IS
christopher.: it's more miraculous than any of thaT SHIT christ did
zzz: but I don't think anything he did was miraculous so that doesn't make me think twice in doubting the miraculousness of miracle whip
christopher.: lol
christopher.: dude
christopher.: he knocked up his own mom
zzz: ette
christopher.: without fucking her
zzz: lmao
zzz: dude you know she fucked joseph
zzz: or someone
christopher.: lol
christopher.: Adam
zzz: Adam wasn't around then, jeez
zzz: know your fiction
christopher.: uh huh
christopher.: they lived forever back then
zzz: fuck to the no.
zzz: other than methusela (sp?)
zzz: 50 was ancient
christopher.: dude seriously
christopher.: they used to live to be 900 years old and shit
zzz: they'd be walking skeletons
zzz: decaying in their sleep
zzz: THAT'S where we got our zombie stories!
christopher.: lol
zzz: from the decaying bodies of the ancients!
christopher.: no
zzz: YES!
christopher.: we got our zombie stories from shakespeare
zzz: shut up, this makes me happy
christopher.: no really
christopher.: there were zombie's in shakespeare's works
christopher.: everything is stolen from shakespeare, or so it said
zzz: Hamlet doesn't count
zzz: He was a ghost, not a zombie
christopher.: jesus was a zombie
zzz: and I don't remember ever reading about a zombie in Shakespeare
zzz: and jesus was a guy that slept for 3 days
zzz: then woke up
christopher.: then you haven't read the hidden, secret works
zzz: why are there always secret, hidden works?
christopher.: because that's how shit happens, man
christopher.: writers would write
christopher.: 'but no one read
christopher.: i mean, no one could read
zzz: lmao
christopher.: so there was no point in publishing shit no one could read
zzz: obviously someone could read
zzz: otherwise they wouldn't be able to write
christopher.: well, yes, but i'm speaking of the general populace
zzz: but that makes sense, yo
christopher.: reading was foreign to people until like the early eighteen hundreds
christopher.: to the pessants
zzz: I know this.
christopher.: so, there
zzz: pessants? are you serious?
christopher.: and shakespeare
zzz: peasants
christopher.: fuck my typing, okay, i'm on a roll
christopher.: anyways
zzz: ok
christopher.: shakespeare
christopher.: he had these zombie stories
christopher.: and he rolled them up in an aluminum scroll holder
christopher.: and he buried them in the desert
christopher.: in a bomb shelter
christopher.: and poof. they lay hidden and forgotten for a thousand years
zzz: Because they obviously had aluminum scroll holders and bomb shelters back in the day
christopher.: of course they did
christopher.: they were prophetic
christopher.: they saw the atomic bomb coming in the future
christopher.: and they had to protect their descendents
zzz: I blame Nostradomus
christopher.: yes
christopher.: so there we have it