I WANT A CRICKET BAT SO I CAN KILL ZOMBIES. WHO EVER BRINGS ME ONE, I PROMISE TO KILL SOMEONE OF THEIR CHOOSING ANYTIME IN THE FUTURE FREEING THEM FROM WHATEVER HATE THEY HAVE TOWARDS SAID PERSON. SERIOUSLY, I REALLY WANT ONE OF THOSE BATS, BUT LOOKING ON EBAY THEY ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!! SO ONE OF YOU GO ROB BRIT FUCKERS CAUSE THEY ALL THEM IN THEIR ATTICS AND TOOLSHEDS, THEN BRING IT TO ME!!! UNTIL THEN, ENJOY THIS SONG. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL.
NOW DANCE!! AND BRING ME A CRICKET BAT!!!