You Might be a Red-Neck if you…A line Jim Foxworthy has made famous. Is so true in this last installment of pictures I received thanks to Karie. Karie those pictures are awesome. I often wonder how many are truly real and how many are made up for net views. Somewhat like the TV show that I think is still surfacing called America’s Funniest Videos. AFV for short. I think it may have been called worlds funniest videos just the same because there are shots from all over at times. Mandy when the music from that show would come on she could be upstairs and doing something and hear that and come flying down the stairs to watch it. By far Amanda’s favorite show as a kid. Good Morning…almost forgot to wish you that before I caverned off in another direction. But, realistically how many think that like 50% of those videos were made up to win the money. I mean people have done more for less. Think about it, there is that one award that goes around every year I can’t think of what it is called be it’s basically a stupid award for people that were so ignorant that they lost their life to their stupidity. Darvins Award or something of that nature. I can just see Bob Vila host that show…was it Bob Vila? Hmmm I will think more on who hosted AFV later, he did that show Full-House as well with the bug-eye twins..Mary Kate and Ashley Olson …oh no matter. But those Videos some were actually very funny and some as he said many times..”Put down the camera and go help…” That would be when he was referring to the idiot taping the goofy video and still taping while someone was in a crisis. Bob Saget! That’s his name.. Bob Vila did the house fix-it-upper show …LOL I can just see Bob Vila hosting that and saying..” Well with a little elbow grease and some nails and glue will have that child looking just wonderful again” It was Bob Saget that did that show. We have various funny videos of things that have happened over the kids childhood years, the past animals and their goofy odysseys. I mean have you ever seen a cat so goobed up on cat-nip that they growl at thin air… Like they are on LSD or POT or something. I can just see the little cat FDA coming and slapping on the kitty cuffs…LOL Hey you have had to much nip!!! You’re going down Moko! But, seriously cats on catnip are about the craziest things I ever saw.. Unless you have seen a dog that has an etch so bad they do the whirly whirls around and around trying to nip the itch that is in the tail area and it’s like they turned into a kids spinning top or something. Oh good stuff.. if you ever need a laugh that should do it. Back to this Red-Neck picture thingy that Karie sent.. Now one has got to be made up if not then these two’s pictures has to be in the Dictionary right next to RED-NECK . They are pictured like they just have been married. She is all dolled up…work with me here.. she is deep, deep Red Neck material. She is in white. Yeah fitting! She is in white and it’s a Maternity White wedding gown…Doesn’t the fact it is a maternity gown take away any chances of the white holding onto the virginity clause? Hmmm I will get back to you on that one…. Then her lucky BO. Oh he is a picture for sore eyes..This has to be made up!!!! He has the Mullet….. a Suit coat I am guessing but more of a tux cut with no sleeves, no buttons…. He has underneath it a no sleeve flannel shirt he is missing a tooth bigtime….the carnation looks to be the most expensive item of his apparel ….he is holding I think a Beer can.. maybe not…I have never seen that brand it may just be home brewed. They both are standing in front of what may very well be the No place like home to be… a Trailer with the god awfulness drapes….I think they have been sewn from her past preferences of undies…and… oh this is the kicker…. The best man is there… oh yeah! But in this case it’s Mans Best Friend… a black and brown sort of pit-bull looking type dog…I so wanted to write DAWG! Now tell me…this is not a relative of anyone you know is it? I have to send this picture along or better yet email you the joke Karie sent me. I know Karie I will not email it back to you you have already seen it…But…like some of those videos this has to be made up. Just has to be. Nobody honestly exists in this world that is like this…is there? Oh…no.. please say it is not so…I will just die if I get an email back saying.. “Marty!!!! You take that back that is my Baby boy…” It has to be a Halloween Costume and I want to tell you if they did not win…. If they did not win… … It had better been a costume of which George Bush was in a Turban and Robes mocking Osama Bin Laden.
Do Have a wonderful day and I hope those two and the Dawg were not any one you know..
Mart
