I drove with Tim this morning to his work and I drove back. You see it has been snowing sence last night, and it is a balmy 18 fucking degrees!
As I was driving back from the gas station I slowed down to stop at the red light and the asshole behind me didnt slow down as well as needed to stop. he clipped the back end of El Superbeasto making me slide into the inersection. Luckily there was no car coming the other way. The asshole jumped out of his car saying I was going too slow. THE FUCKING LIGHT IS RED! I yelled at him.
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Befor the van even came to a complete stop I was in the back seat hoovering over Zelda. I don't know how i got into the back seat cause my fat ass doesn't fit between the car seat and the center thingie. I was just scared someone would hit me by the side and hurt Zelda, she didnt even wake up. Once we stoped and I seen that no one was coming I got out the side door as he got out of his car and all i could think of or say is WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! He said "You were going too slow there" "the fucking light is red!" I yelled at him "thats not my problem" he said being the asshole he is
Thats when I lost it. Not your fucking problem? you hit my car and pushed me into the intersection, i have a 3month old daughter that could of been seriously hurt so i do believe it is you fucking problem. then the asshole jumped in his car and took off. i tried to follow him to get info, he had no plates on his car and he was driving so fast and i didnt want to get in a dangerious accident.
he drives a plateless red suburban with a dent in the front driverside bumper. black hair brown eyes about 5'8 no facial hair. I remember you and when i run into you again, i will stab you inthe neck with a korked straw you son of a bitch!!!! this is a small town and our paths will cross eventually
