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created on 10/24/2008  |  http://fubar.com/funnies/b254447

Yes I am a REDNECK

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective > > look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and > > God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd > > choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns > > and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If > > you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' > > are. > > > > > > cid:024b01c8d246$6cd6cfa0$373cce0c@Maschhoff > > > > You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the > > phrase, 'One nation, under God.' > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 > > Commandments posted in public places. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter > > Festival.' > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart > > when they play the National Anthem. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great > > respect, and always have. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend > > to. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid > > to say so, no matter who is listening. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to > > do the same. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. > > > > > > > > If you got this e mail from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, > > have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked > > about in this email. > > > > > > > > God Bless the USA
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