Mirror, Mirror
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all,
but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man ever but I've
never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the
wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina
Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The
mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the
sexiest man alive.'
But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said.......
'Who the heck is AMY WINBURN?!!!! "
Change the name and pass the fun along!
