WOMEN'S REVENGE
> "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
> to purchase.
> As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
> television set in her purse.
> "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
> and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
>
