WingTsunGirl's blog: "Brain cramps....stupid people quotes..."

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." --Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas .

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.