John OReilly hoisted his beer and said, "Heres to spending the rest o' me life between the legs o' me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night at the local pub.
So he went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She asked, "Aye, and what was your toast?"
John said, "Heres to spending the rest of me life sittin in church beside me wife."
"Oh, thats very nice indeed, John!" Mary answered.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Johns toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and asked, "Didja know John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary?"
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, hes only been there twice; once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come."
