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created on 07/19/2007  |  http://fubar.com/winders-98/b104974
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ---- ats aww-right * cancel ---- hail no * reset---- awa shoot * yes --- shore * no--- Naaaa * find--- hunt-fer it * go to ---- over yonder * back---- back yonder * help------ hep me out here * stop---- ternit off * start ----- crank it up * settings---- sittins * programs ---- stuff at does stuff * documents----- stuff I done done Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98: * tiperiter----- A word processor * colering book ------a graphics program * addin mershene---- calculator * outhouse paper-----notepad * jupe-box---- CD Player * iner-net--- Microsoft Explorer * pichers----- A graphics viewer * IRS ----- M/S accounting software * IRS2------- M/S accounting software with hidden files * coon dog-----American kennel club records * fishin---- Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records * NRA ---- National Rifle Association * shot gun---- Remington Arms price list * riffel---- Winchester price list * pisstel---- Smith and Wesson price list * truck ---- Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code * house ---- Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code * car---- same as truck just need two, list in Alabama * cuzzins --- family history (usually a 3 meg file) * tax records-- usually an empty file * shells---- ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file) * bud--- list of Budwiser dealers by zip code * rasin ---- NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race * car 'n truck parts--- nearest junk yard by zip code * doc---- veterinarians by zip code We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.
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