Fxckin Pop Rocks's blog: "Q's & A's"

Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What is a zebra? A: 26 sizes larger than A bra. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste. Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef. Q: Where do you find a no legged dog? A: Right where you left him. Q: Where do you get virgin wool from? A: Ugly sheep. Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed? A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot! Q: Whats the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!! Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A: He's all right now. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: How do you get holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it. Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment. Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: Dam. Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese. Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses. Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A: A pachydermatologist