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>> My theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun: >> >> >> 1. He liked to serve fish to his friends. >> >> >> 2. He could make his own wine. >> >> >> 3. And he wasn't afraid of water. >> >>>> >> >> A black friend of mine had 3 good arguments that Jesus was black: >> >> >> 1. He called everyone "brother". >> >> >> 2. He liked gospel. >> >> >> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. >> >> >> >> >> A Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: >> >> >> 1. He went into his father's business. >> >> >> 2. He lived at home until he was 30. >> >> >> 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was >> God. >> >> >> >> >> An Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was >> Italian: >> >> >> 1. He talked with his hands. >> >> >> 2. He had wine with every meal. >> >> >> 3. He used olive oil. >> >> >> >> >> My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was > a >> Californian: >> >> >> 1. He never cut his hair. >> >> >> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. >> >> >> 3. He started a new religion. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> A good Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish: >> >> >> 1. He never got married. >> >> >> 2. He was always telling stories. >> >> >> 3. He loved green pastures. >> >> >> >> >> But a female friend of mine had the most compelling evidence of all > that >> Jesus was >> really a woman: >> >> >> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. >> >> >> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just >> didn't get it. >> >> >> 3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more >> work to do. >> >> > >