>> My theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun:
>>
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>> 1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
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>> 2. He could make his own wine.
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>> 3. And he wasn't afraid of water.
>>
>>>>
>>
>> A black friend of mine had 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
>>
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>> 1. He called everyone "brother".
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>> 2. He liked gospel.
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>> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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>>
>>
>>
>> A Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>>
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>> 1. He went into his father's business.
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>> 2. He lived at home until he was 30.
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>> 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was
>> God.
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>>
>>
>>
>> An Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
>> Italian:
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>>
>> 1. He talked with his hands.
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>> 2. He had wine with every meal.
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>> 3. He used olive oil.
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>>
>>
>>
>> My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
> a
>> Californian:
>>
>>
>> 1. He never cut his hair.
>>
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>> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>>
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>> 3. He started a new religion.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> A good Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>>
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>> 1. He never got married.
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>> 2. He was always telling stories.
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>> 3. He loved green pastures.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> But a female friend of mine had the most compelling evidence of all
> that
>> Jesus was
>> really a woman:
>>
>>
>> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>>
>>
>> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
>> didn't get it.
>>
>>
>> 3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more
>> work to do.
>>
>>
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