I will take a break from my Northern escapades weekend with those guys… yes we were referred to as one of those guys by the staff at Camelot Country Club. I was going to tell my Coronita and Absolute story that is why an Amish lady let me into my room, however there are a couple of pore souls that need their stories told before.
Have you heard about the pore dude that just couldn’t catch a break? Well apparently what he did catch was the hood of a car and the grill of a train…all in one night!
A Boulder, CO man was hospitalized after he was hit by a train while walking his bicycle across a railroad bridge in Boulder, Colo., early Wednesday, about six hours after he was hit by a car, local station KMGH reported. Police said it was the second trip to the emergency room in six hours for the man. He is reported in stable condition.
According to police, Robert Evans, 46, was struck by a hit-and-run driver on Tuesday night around 10:00 PM, while riding his bicycle at the intersection of Folsom Street and Canyon Boulevard in Boulder. Police are looking for the driver who left the scene.
Evans was released from the hospital at 3 AM and was heading back to his camp outside town when he was hit by the train. According to authorities, he was clipped by an empty Burlington Northern Santa Fe coal train. Since Evans was crossing a bridge barred to pedestrians at the time of the accident, he is facing a possible ticket for trespassing. Think that dude had it bad? Well how about this pore soul just going in for… for… well for the removal of unwanted skin… by the amount of Fours I used one might already guess what skin he wanted removed…LOUISVILLE, Ky -- A man is suing his doctors for allegedly amputating his penis without his consent. Philip Seaton says he went into the hospital to have a circumcision last October after doctors found cancer on his sex organs. But when he woke up hours later, his penis was gone. According to his lawsuit filed in Shelby County, Seaton is suing over mental anguish, pain and loss of enjoyment.
The lawsuit states doctors received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton never agreed to have his penis being removed. Wow…no good byes…well at least he can sit down now…hmmm I am thinking that is not the consolation notice he was hoping for…
So as you see these two guys rated higher on the Marty scale for News worthy events. So for now I will bid you a fabulous day, a wonderful evening and wishes for more of the same tomorrow.
A huge hug and many pats
Marty <--(still has his…well…dignity…)
