Subject: Fwd: When Name Calling isn't Swearing
When Name Calling Isn't Swearing
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One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared
when he shook them out.
"Nancy," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back:
"It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
I'm not suffering from Insanity,
I'm enjoying every minute of it!! LMAO!