Good Morning, and welcome to 2009 yuck…wasn’t it just a while ago we were welcoming in 2008 and before that…Ok enough said it sucks getting old. Oh and this about old…well perhaps not old but retired. Ok this is a peeve of mine and just rocks my cradle. People who are retired can normally go anywhere at anytime right? I mean there is no job to hold them back, however it seems that most would rather meet and do their shopping at peek shopping hours. Instead of doing it say in the daytime…when nothing else is going on…I mean the working class has limited time to do said shopping but … ok I know preaching to the choir, preaching to the choir…
How about goofy people for starters and Arousing Suspicion: April Westfall, 40, was arrested in Reno, Nev., in December for DUI. An ambulance crew called the Highway Patrol after spotting her driving down U.S. 395 at 4:30 a.m. with a service station's nozzle and severed hose protruding from her gas tank.
Jeremy Aron, 33, was arrested for DUI on Thanksgiving night in Portsmouth, N.H., when an off-duty police officer spotted him driving down Lafayette Road with a fire hydrant stuck to his bumper.
I have one even better this happened a while back but makes you think lazy reaches up and gets you sometimes. Dennis my prior manager of our store did this little tidy. Reminds me of those people who leave shopping carts right where they unloaded them and the next person has to remove it from the parking spot so they can park right? Well, have you seen this person…the one that uses their vehicle to push the cart out of the way…yeah lazy. Well Dennis did his snow-blower however he thought he was clean and clear after backing out of his garage little did he know and perhaps he did know when he heard strange noises coming from under his Jeep Cherokee while driving into work. He said it sounded like he picked up a stick and it was caught under his truck…so he asked if I could see anything under there…like he could not get down in the snow himself and look…so knowing he was in slacks I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I flopped down on the snow and said…”I see the stick…” so he said, “can you reach it?” I said, “Yeah…however perhaps you should pull into the truck bay and I will jack the jeep up so I can better get a hold of what looks like…a TORO SNOW-BLOWER!...Dude!!! Did you run over someone blowing their drive way clean…or what???” Then he gives this look like, he was just caught with his hand in the cookie jar…and said: “ Shit…I thought I moved that far enough away from the truck…” You know…stupid sometimes just looks for a home,…and in this case Stupid and Lazy caught up with him…
Other then that old story I want to wish you a Happy first full week of the New Year…working week that is…
Happy New Year to You.
A Hug, a Squeeze and Pat and off I go
Marrtay
