- What Religion is Your Bra?
- A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
- and shyly walked up to
- the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
- ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
- 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
- ' Look around,'
- said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
- 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
- Relieved, the man asked
- about the types.
- The saleslady replied:
- 'There are the Catholic,
- the Salvation Army,
- the Presbyte rian,
- and the Baptist types.
- Which one would you prefer?'
- Now totally befuddled,
- the man asked about
- the differences between them.
- The Saleslady responded,
- 'It is all really quite simple. .
- The Catholic type supports the masses;
- The Salvation Army type lifts the falle n;
- The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
- The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
- Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
- to define bra sizes?
- If you have wondered why,
- but couldn't figure out
- what the letters stood for,
- it is about time
- you became informed!
- (A} Almost Boobs...
- {B} Barely there...
- {C} Can't Complain!..
- {D} Dang!...
- {DD} Double dang!...
- {E} Enormous!...
- {F} Fake...
- {G} Get a Reduction...
- {H} Help me, I've fallen
- and I can't get up!...
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- all that will appreciate it!
- They forgot the German bra.
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