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What are you waiting for?
*I have to poop.
*Smile for tha camera!
*Get off me, i'll do it myself!
*This is your first time.....Right?
*You're almost as good as my ex!
*When is this supposed to feel good?
*I thought YOU had tha keys to the handcuffs?
*I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a sheep home.
*Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
*Hey! My friends were right, you ARE good!
*On second thought, let's turn off tha lights.
*I'm soberin up and you're gettin ugly!
*But everybody looks funny naked!
*Do I have to pay for this?
*No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
*Actually, your sister likes it like this.
*What's your name again?
*Hold on, let me change tha channel.
*And Tha Winner Is.........
*It's nice being in bed with someone I don't hafta inflate.
