Get rich schemes do they work and if they did what would you do with your haul? Wow, there is a million dollar question in the making, but far to many of us feel that there is a pot of gold at the end of our rainbow and sometimes it’s just around the corner. What on earth would you do if you suddenly became rich? You know there are statistics oh how long the life expectancy is for Lotto winners. I would have to look that little stat up. In more cases then not some spend to frivolously and end up worse off then the little winnings made them better off…. Oh I almost forgot. GOOD MORNING and happy day! So back to the Million Dollar question, if you became a millionaire overnight what would you do? You realize there are many things to consider. The most important thing one could worry about if worrying is in store is protection. Protecting yourself, family and the coveted Golden Egg. The golden egg would be the cash or Pile in this case… Ok if criminals target the unsuspecting then you best be on the suspecting side of the *un* Surely I jest. No one in there right mind would bother me…I would hire body guards… opppss there is a cost involved for hiring MR T Body guard service, ok small amount taken away from the pile, I have more I just won the Lotto… Ok now I need to invest it.. or stuff it in a series of pillow cases and bed springs and hide away places in my house… OH NO!!! What if there was a fire??? Oh I need to fire proof my home… added cost and more taken away from the pile. Oh, the house is much to small for me and the Million I need to move, more money means bigger better location and house.. hmmm I know where to get it the PILE!!! Ok the pile is still looking good, diminished yes but plenty left. Now that I have moved and changed things around have a body guard for members of the family and Body dog- Guard…hmmm that would be like a huge ass Pit-Bull Doggy to protect fido… More costs, more food more pile shrinkage. Sort of like cold water on a big man… Ok Pile is losing it’s once huge luster. Now it’s no longer fun, I am guarding the pile who is paying for the guarding of me and the pile…hmmm pile is not looking too fun anymore.. Oh and then phone calls from relatives who think they are relatives and the special interest groups with their hands out for handouts!!! Tax bracket change.. oh yuck more taxes… I want my life back… Making a million over night has changed everyone whom is anyone who has won… or inherited large sums of… the pile… sooner or later the Pile seems like just what it has been referred too.. a Pile of hate and discontent. Yes everyone yearns for riches but very few can handle the stress, the headaches and the powerless control of it. It might be better off to find a way of becoming rich over a period of time… or better yet, just stay poor, less headaches, and the struggle to be rich is that carrot just off in the distance nagging at you and making your life… well a struggle. So whether or not you are rich or poor, sad or glad may today be a rich reward with no worries, no guard doggy’s and no added stress.
Happy Thursday… a Huge hug and a great pat
Marty
