So I decided today that my patients come into the office to torture me. They all get together over coffee in the morning and discuss which certifiabley insane people will come to see me on which day. I believe that the conversation goes something like:
Patient 1: So, you have an appointment today?
Patient 2: Yes. I have determined that the girl up there has had an easy week, so today I am going to go in and make her think that she is crazy.......ha ha ha
Patient 3: I have an appointment too, I think I will yell at her and tell her that she is the reason for all of my problems in life. What about you?
Patient 1: I am going to cancel and show up anyway and say that I didn't cancel, then get irate and insanly beligerent, then when someone else walks in pretend that I don't know what the hell she is talking about. I think this week we can break her.....
While all this is going on I sit completely oblivious to the chaos that is about to slam into me. I am evidently the root of everyone's problems...forget about blaming your parents, drugs or alchohol, blame the finance girl at the dentist's office, while your at it tell her it is her fault you didn't brush your teeth or floss.
