d j burlesque's blog: "weekend life"

Erica and I had just gotten home from the club and were beat. Our Friday nights usually went on and on at the clubs. Most of the time spent dancing and drinking. Erica turned to me and said she was going to take a shower before we headed off to bed. I grinned inside, made up some lame line about being hungry, and was going to make something to eat. She nodded at me and stripped bare as she walked to the bathroom, tossing her clothes onto the floor. “Damn she’s got a hot body!” I thought to myself. I waited for a few minutes, to try and make her believe that I really was getting something to eat. I frequently hopped in the shower with her and she’s hardly ever surprised. I quietly stripped down in the kitchen and snuck into the bathroom. The tiny bathroom was filled with steam and the scent of her soap. I could feel myself grow hard as I crept up to the bathtub. I slowly pulled the shower curtain aside and there she was. Her back was to me, the water and soap blending and cascading down her hourglass figure. God I wanted her!! I eased myself into the bathtub, careful not to make a sound or to touch her yet. I stood back and watched her wash her hair. So gorgeous. Her back arched as she rose her arms up to wash the shampoo from her long red hair. I had to have her. I couldn’t contain myself any longer. I inched forward, never letting my eyes leave her sexy naked body. I reached my hands out to grab her hips and pull her to me. She let out a gasp as she felt my hands touch her wet skin. She tried to turn and face me but my hands held firm on her hips and kept her facing the water. I pressed my body against her, my hard cock aching to feel her, slid easily between her ass cheeks cause of the soap and water covering her succulent body. As my cock eased between her cheeks, she let out a light moan, letting me know she was in the mood. As soon as I heard that moan, my body took over. I slide my hands around her waist, drawing her body closer to mine and I began to kiss the top of her shoulder. My hands wandered over her body, first up to her ripe breasts and then down to her shaven mound. She pressed against my hands, her hips grinded, forcing my cock deeper within her perfect ass cheeks. I brought one of my hands to the middle of her back and the other to her slender hips. I gently pushed her forward, causing the water to rush down her back and between her cheeks. I rotated my hips making my cock find her tight hole. I pushed forward, entering her; I felt her warmth surround my shaft as she surrounded me. She squeezed tightly and braced herself with her hands against the wall of the shower. I began to quicken my pace; I was so aroused I knew I’d explode soon. The water continued to stream down her back and caress my cock and balls. I slipped a hand down to her pussy and easily found her swollen clit. I circled it with my fingers as I thrust deeper into her pussy from behind. Her moans grew louder and more intense as I continue to rub her clit. I felt my balls tighten and the warmth travel up my shaft. My grunts filled the room as I exploded inside her tight pussy. Feeling my cock spasm inside her, she began to peak. Her pussy contracted around my cock, milking it dry. Our moans and grunts blended, until our climaxes subsided. After a moment she turned around and said, “Going to get something to eat huh?” ---- THE END

now who wants to see this top come off

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank God for that!" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "WHEW!" says the girl extremely relieved... "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!"

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen. "What's wrong, Bill?" his wife asks. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "She and I both got fired."

Things That Annoy Me About About Everyone List 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

I dunno what's goin on so many plans for the weekend, but I'm still sitting here looking and talking to all you cherry lovers

The weekend is here. I look up my sky is blue. With my heart full of love and all that love is for you. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND Love you all. X x x x