Good Morning. It’s the Christmas shopping season and being a man I am always looking for that special gift that she never thought I could find for her. Yeah, yeah teddies and panties are way over played. To a man looking at the cosmetology counters is like a kid struggling with math pushed into trigonometry. It is all foreign to us. Oh yeah I can look at Bonnie’s make-up table or Mandy’s and Jax’s bathroom and see various bottles of this and that Tubes of goo and pencils, brushes and devices that look like they should be props in a horror film and purchase those items… but they have them… so I will get bigger ones… that is the thought of we men. We think bigger is better, so we pick up garden sheers in place of tweezers. Oh… and just how many pairs of tweezers do women need? I am sure there has to me a law against having too many… Shouldn’t the Government do a tweeze check? But, those items are not male friendly… I mean give us a task of finding the proper motor oil for a certain temperature or the proper fishing line used to fish streams…wella we are your guy for that. How about all the different sponges, luffa’s and shower gel applicators. Oh please give me a wash cloth that doubles as a Luffa and I am happy… Oh..oh and how about the shades of this and that, eye make-up and lipstick, holey cow, give us a chance and we will certainly make a mockery of it all by buying stuff that you might see on a lady of the night…(no not a female vampire either) It’s just extreme to us to even get one thing right let alone how to pick out make up and items to put it on with…We have to be the easiest person on your shopping list to buy for… I mean if a guy likes sports… get them a sports memorabilia of some sort. If they hunt get them hunting supplies, lord knows we are pack rats and take anything we can get and love it. But have a mans perspective on picking out dainty items, and you will end up with a camo- teddy.. Now that is a safari I want to indulge on… Oh and don’t allow us to pick out a bra either, you will end up looking like one of Madonna’s Videos… So you see our dilemma. The harder we try the more messed up it is… so when we see help aids in this area we take them… and Jewelry don’t get me started there… Ear rings.. How about two hubcap size pendants? Oh yeah looking good…. You know there should be a web-site ran by those other guys… you know the ones who bat from the other side of the plate. The ones that are just a bit light in their loafers. To help men in these situations…I would certainly think that would be a millionaire making system for the softer side… may your day be wonderful. Thanks and ideas are always welcome…
From a mans perspective.
A huge hug and assorted pats
Mart
