OK, so first I would like to give a a personal moment of silence for the recently deceased dignity of a former friend of mine. His fakeness shone through today like so much bling. Took him an hour to admit he walked three blocks to my house to ask me to drive him to Rent-A-Center. That's right. Rent-A-Center. HE DOESN'T HAVE A CAR. He could drive a H3 for what he's willing to pay for a big screen. Did I mention that he is renting a big screen with a government check, no job, living in Section 8 housing 'cuz he ain't held a job for more than 45 minutes since 2004. No? OK, well he is renting a big screen with a government check, no job, living in Section 8 housing 'cuz he ain't held a job for more than 45 minutes since 2004.
I would also like to give a big shout out to SP. He has actually managed to sink to a new low, using his kid as leverage against his baby mother. Kudos to you, buddy. I figured you couldn't be anymore of a bastard, but you really seek to impress. Way to take the initiative, asswipe. It's all good though. If you hadn't become a complete a-hole, she would have never discovered her love for other men AND LOTS OF THEM! You finally got her to open up...usually when you are at work.
I'd like to give a big shout to D. Without you, I would have never learned that when you say "I'll have your money", that really means "I want to run away from you right now, because I can't pay you for the 3rd week in a row." I would have never made the linguistic link between those two statements without you. I wonder what "Sit and spin, punk" sounds like in translation. Probably like "Sit and spin, punk."
And finally, big ups to that police officer in St George MO. You finally said what some (not all) police officers have been wanting to say for decades. "I just want to take you to jail and tow your car." Doesn't get any more honest than that. It does suck for you that you were recorded, however. Damn near everyone in North America has seen that tape. It's alright. I am pretty sure there is a Burger King or something hiring somewhere. Supposed to be a peace officer, and he berates this kid for THIRTEEN minutes. For NO reason. I'd be surprised if you could get a job greeting seniors at Walmart with that attitude. Just take a chill pill. If you don't have a chill pill, take a chill strip. Just put it on your tongue, let it disolve, and c h i l l l ....
