At some point in our lives, we have all encountered a woman
like the one below and wanted to respond. Way to go Wal-Mart
Greeter
WAL-MART GREETER......... A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance....
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ’Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? ’The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ’Heck no they ain’t twins....’’The
oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the heck would you think
they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
’I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ’I just
couldn’t believe someone made love to you twice. ’Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal Mart.’
