A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter
says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and
the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they
are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
