There was this bussinessman going away for a couple of weeks and he was worried that his wife would get horny and screw around on him. So he decided to go to a sex store and buy her a dildo. He arrived at the store and he looked at the toys and ask the store clerk if that was all he had. the clerk replied that he had a special toy he would like to show him. the clerk pulled out this really beautiful wooden box and opened it. the bussinessman said that looks like all the other dildos in here. oh no its very special. i call it the voodoo dick.watch and i'll show you how it works. the clerk said voodooo dick...door. the dildo rose up and flew to the key hole and started screwing the crap out of it. the door was shaking and the glass was cracking. the clerk said voodoo dick ...box. it flew back to box. the bussinessman said i'll take it. the clerk said he didn't want to sell it. so they haggled over it and the clerk finally said he would sell it for $700.00. the bussinessman said he would take it. he took it home to his wife and told her "i will be gone for 2 weeks and i know that you will get horny so i got you this special dildo to use. all you have to do is say voodoo dick...my pussy," well the man left and about 3 days later she was getting really horny. she knew some guys that would take care of her but she wanted to be faithful to her husband. so she got the dildo out and said voodoo dick...my pussy. it flew out of the box and into her pusyy and was just getting after it. after three orgasms she decided she had enough. she tried to remove the dildo but it wouldn't budge. she decided that she needed to go to the hospitl to get it out..so she got in the car and while she was driving she was having orgasms and going all over the road. a police officer pulled her over and ask how much she had to drink. she replied i have not had anything to drink. he told her that she had been going all over the road and she told him i know sir but see i was going to the hospital because i have this voodoo dick in me and can't get it out. the officer looked at her and said voodoo dick my ass!
