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sexyangel's blog: "POETRY"

created on 03/19/2007  |  http://fubar.com/poetry/b66059

VOODOO DICK

There was this bussinessman going away for a couple of weeks and he was worried that his wife would get horny and screw around on him. So he decided to go to a sex store and buy her a dildo. He arrived at the store and he looked at the toys and ask the store clerk if that was all he had. the clerk replied that he had a special toy he would like to show him. the clerk pulled out this really beautiful wooden box and opened it. the bussinessman said that looks like all the other dildos in here. oh no its very special. i call it the voodoo dick.watch and i'll show you how it works. the clerk said voodooo dick...door. the dildo rose up and flew to the key hole and started screwing the crap out of it. the door was shaking and the glass was cracking. the clerk said voodoo dick ...box. it flew back to box. the bussinessman said i'll take it. the clerk said he didn't want to sell it. so they haggled over it and the clerk finally said he would sell it for $700.00. the bussinessman said he would take it. he took it home to his wife and told her "i will be gone for 2 weeks and i know that you will get horny so i got you this special dildo to use. all you have to do is say voodoo dick...my pussy," well the man left and about 3 days later she was getting really horny. she knew some guys that would take care of her but she wanted to be faithful to her husband. so she got the dildo out and said voodoo dick...my pussy. it flew out of the box and into her pusyy and was just getting after it. after three orgasms she decided she had enough. she tried to remove the dildo but it wouldn't budge. she decided that she needed to go to the hospitl to get it out..so she got in the car and while she was driving she was having orgasms and going all over the road. a police officer pulled her over and ask how much she had to drink. she replied i have not had anything to drink. he told her that she had been going all over the road and she told him i know sir but see i was going to the hospital because i have this voodoo dick in me and can't get it out. the officer looked at her and said voodoo dick my ass!
If I were to write a suicide note This is what it would say To everyone who will read this I’m sorry I’m going away I’m sorry to all those out there That think they know and care About all my little problems That I’m never gonna share I’m sorry to my friends Who stood by me all the way Who picked me up and held my hand When life around my strayed I’m sorry to my best friend With so much innocence in her eyes Who I know will be gutted When she hears that I have died I’m sorry to you all Every single one That I’m going to hurt you By choosing this outcome I’m sorry to my mate You’ve been gone too long That I never turned to you And I know that I’ve done wrong I’m sorry to my gorgeous father For words so bitter and untrue Everything I ever wrote Should never have been aimed at you I’m sorry to my amazing mother This was never your fault You did everything right by me Nothing could have changed this result I’m sorry to the aid A father figure showed me You couldn’t help me reach the light That I so desperately seek I’m sorry to my bothers I’ve looked up to you all my life We’ve been through so much trails You’ve always done me right I’m sorry to the people I told I was okay I didn’t want you to worry It’s not your fault anyway I’m sorry to my ex Who ripped out my heart It wasn’t you who did this to me You just helped me fall apart I’m sorry Amelie Anonymous You hide behind this name You’ve always been the one Who has kept me sane I’m sorry to the world I’m sorry I couldn’t live I’m sorry everybody Find it in your heart to forgive

?????

How your passion moves me the way your body soothes me hormones excite when your teeth clench on my neck we're moving so much my hair's soon a wreck spank me a little bind me with ties just remember sex ain't like butterflies a little teasing a little pain don't fret baby you're next to gain i'll find all the right places and watch all your faces to see where it gets you hot Oh! what is this i found a spot taunt and tease soon i'll please how long can you go before you release the squeeze?

sex you up

Oh babe, how I need to sex you up To undress you in an urgent rage To rip your clothing straight off you And bring you deeply within too To mount my man To ride my steed For you to come to me With speed I need to sex you up right now No one else will fit the bill You are the one how knows just how To cause a quiver, send a chill You're not too far For me to come To you right now And sex you up

sex always

How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.

SEX ME

SEX ME I know the touch of your hand Even when your not around I know the touch of your kiss Even when your moving down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex me with your touch, your kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more I know the look in your eyes, when you see me It let's me know in my heart were you art to be Even though you wine and dine Even though you spendin time Even when your not around I can feel you going down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal When I'm next to you the passion inside Makes me want to sex your body, I can't deny To know that the love, can take over me And I can't wait till next time you on top on me U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex Me With your lips from head to toe Feeling the passion overflow Feeling your tongue on my thigh And then we connect, for the long ride Sex Me With your lips from head to toe Feeling the passion overflow Feeling your tongue on my thigh And then we connect, for the long ride Sex Me

WHEN DREAMERS MEET

Through words of sizzling interlude two sultry strangers intertwine and melt within a scorching trip, embarking deep into the mind where fantasies of lust unwind upon a playground filled with rides that tantalize and tease the drive as fabricated senses thrive inside this stimulating dream where sensual verses come to life. The touch, the taste, erotic sounds created by licentious thought evolve into vitality as dreams are mingled with the truth and loneliness controls the night when words are penned romancing time, displacing space as souls combine within their secret realm of light without restraints and free to find the magic held inside their minds to make their dreams reality. They'll tear the fantasy apart, release the power within their hearts.

hurt is good for the soul

Current mood: PISSED OFF & FEELING FINE I see you, I feel you, and you are so near. I taste, smell, and hear you. You are right here. In front of me I look, and see only what I see. I love you with all my heart, but this is no good for me. You are so cute; in you're on special way. You are with me, and yet you are so far, far, far away. Why? Don't be so sweet; don't be so kind, you are only going to leave me far, far behind. As you give me a huge hug with your sweet warm embrace, I can't help but to wonder, why you have that beautiful look upon your face? I want to be with you and yet I don't. I shall not kiss you, I shall not want. I don't want to feel pain, I don't want the rejection, I only want to love and I can't keep guessing. Is that wrong? To me it is a waste; to me you are a disgrace. I love it when you kiss me I never want to wait. You only try to be nice, it isn't always right, but little do you know, You are slashing pieces into my beautiful heart. That fucking hurt! Why can't you understand? I fucking will not be held in the palm of your dirty hands… Damn it! But fuck everything else, I know what to do, I will continue to be strong, because that is what I should do. I will not stumble, I will falter. I will be strong and I will fucking conquer. I'll conquer my fears; I'll conquer my tears. I'll scream and shout and maybe chug a few cold beers. Burp! I will watch you from a far and be glad that I did. I will remember you as you once was, and how I lived. But you will never see me again of how I once was, you will never be able to hold me and feel the warmth my love. And how warm it is! So, I leave you now with all my wishes and fears, but I will never drown myself with my own fucking tears…. of you.

SEX

I love everything about sex. It makes all the worries in life seem so much less. Some say too much sex is a bad thing. Those are the ones who havent experienced good sex yet. For others too much sex is no such thing. Sex is so good at times you never want it to stop. In my mind it goes on and on and on. If you could pour the feeling into a bottle, I promise you would'nt spill a drop. Soemtimes I get zoned out when having sex You know you're in the heat of the moment, As your body begins to sweat. What is it about these two bodies in conjunction as one. That some may say is bad, and I feel is a world of fun. Some like it fast, Like a roller coaster taking off and you hope it dont crash. Some like it slow, Like being in a boat with no engine all you can do is row. There's only one thing I think about during sex. And that my baby is what position is next. Ok no more poem, Time to have sex..... felt like being a little on the crazy side today..lol

THE BEAST

hidden in the darkest recesses of my mind, Hides an unmistakeable creature. Fangs sharper than the shiniest steel Its heart colder than ice. Its eyes are of fire and lust. Lust of blood and pain Like the forever living demons that fly through hell Bending the truth and truthing all the lies. Forever loathing the angels above Those who fly free with grace the creatures toy with my mind with my emotions and my soul It has hurt me and it has hurt those around me This creature is my love for you
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