Here is the story that goes with the volkswagon picture...
I would do the same thing with my Anaconda but I would have to drive a semi truck...
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Nelly Node's Volkswagen Beetle
The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.
The LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle.
Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: she was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested the woman.
The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads: the girl had to paint over her car's hood.
