Dig out the Vodka Who knew?!!!!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
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saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs
and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
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The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses,
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simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors
by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety
razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
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The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
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scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
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as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle
of shampoo.
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The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
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and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9 Pour one-half cup vodka and
one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
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and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,
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fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
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to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor,
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wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect
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and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an
area affected with poison ivy
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to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
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Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff.
