>girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
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>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
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>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
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>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
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>for the first time.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
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>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
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>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
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>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
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>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
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>sex.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
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>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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>thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
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>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
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>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
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>offers to say grace and bows his head.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
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>with his head down.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
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>boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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>* * * * * * * *
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>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
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>father was a pharmacist."
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>* * * * * * * * *
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>If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will
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>have bad sex for life!!!
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>
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>&while i'm at it.
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>Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by
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>the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life.
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