Happy birthday to me!

Game of Thrones was PURE awesome. So much hype :3

Ahh yes, Voting day! America is the only insane asylum run by the patients, but only under the influence of corporate medication.

New job with a $10k/yr pay bump? Yes please :3

Seems I have caught the death that's been circulating around. Day 4... go!

Well, I think I won my case. We shall see in a week!

Apparently I need to be bought in fu-Owned 5 times in a 24 hour period. fu-Owned Purchases must be done consecutively with no dis-owns inbetween. Must be bought by 5 *different* people!

Woo! Just filed my first lawsuit. I've leveled up as an American.

Everyone seriously needs to get a vaporizer. These things are amazing.

One year older today. Can we slow down time, now?

You know what's tiring? Every time the $15/hr minimum wage debate comes up, people like to bring up that a poor E-3 enlisted in the military makes "this paltry amount" without also factoring in: Provided housing, medical, dental, vision, food, PTO. I get it. Assholes need a group to look down on, and who better than the "dumb asses at the drive through who can't get your order right because LULZ MORONS", but... you're still an asshole for thinking that someone working full-time should have to suffer through poverty because you somehow think that whatever bullshit you do is more important than their job. No one working full-time should live at the poverty line. Period.

Wow, it's a terrible month to be a regressive fuckwad. The ACA is upheld, a symbol of slavery is removed from statehouses, and now the courts have ruled that people can get married despite whatever it says in whatever book of fairytale bullshit they believe in. Now if we could just filter all their tears into potable water, we could fix this drought issue!

Awww yeah. Yet another promotion at work :D

Apparently I need to update my status. This should work.

Another Valentines Massacre day survived!

Holy hell, Breaking Bad is intense.

Fuck Zimmerman and the justice system in Florida. Pitiful.

Fuck yea! DOMA overturned! Bigots fuck off!

One more apocalypse over with!

ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK! WOO! 4 MORE YEARS!