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New job with a $10k/yr pay bump? Yes please :3
Apr 6, 2016comment
Seems I have caught the death that's been circulating around. Day 4... go!
Mar 8, 2016comment
Well, I think I won my case. We shall see in a week!
Feb 24, 2016comment
Apparently I need to be bought in fu-Owned 5 times in a 24 hour period. fu-Owned Purchases must be done consecutively with no dis-owns inbetween. Must be bought by 5 *different* people!
Feb 13, 2016comment
Woo! Just filed my first lawsuit. I've leveled up as an American.
Dec 17, 2015comment
Everyone seriously needs to get a vaporizer. These things are amazing.
Aug 11, 2015comment
One year older today. Can we slow down time, now?
Jul 12, 2015comment
You know what's tiring? Every time the $15/hr minimum wage debate comes up, people like to bring up that a poor E-3 enlisted in the military makes "this paltry amount" without also factoring in: Provided housing, medical, dental, vision, food, PTO. I get it. Assholes need a group to look down on, and who better than the "dumb asses at the drive through who can't get your order right because LULZ MORONS", but... you're still an asshole for thinking that someone working full-time should have to suffer through poverty because you somehow think that whatever bullshit you do is more important than their job. No one working full-time should live at the poverty line. Period.
Jul 7, 2015comment
Wow, it's a terrible month to be a regressive fuckwad. The ACA is upheld, a symbol of slavery is removed from statehouses, and now the courts have ruled that people can get married despite whatever it says in whatever book of fairytale bullshit they believe in. Now if we could just filter all their tears into potable water, we could fix this drought issue!
Jun 26, 2015comment
Awww yeah. Yet another promotion at work :D
Oct 29, 2014comment
Apparently I need to update my status. This should work.
Jun 4, 2014comment
Another Valentines Massacre day survived!
Feb 15, 2014comment
Holy hell, Breaking Bad is intense.
Sep 15, 2013comment
Fuck Zimmerman and the justice system in Florida. Pitiful.
Jul 14, 2013comment
Fuck yea! DOMA overturned! Bigots fuck off!
Jun 26, 2013comment
One more apocalypse over with!
Dec 22, 2012comment
Nov 7, 2012comment
Less than 6 hours left of my 20's. I don't want to be 30 :(
Jul 11, 2012comment
Nice to see that it didn't take the site too long to find a way to make money off of MCA's death. Sad and tragic.
May 4, 2012comment
This site really has some of the worst conversationalists IN THE WORLD. One worded responses? I've had deeper conversations with spam bots.
Feb 12, 2012comment
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