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Awww yeah. Yet another promotion at work :D
Apparently I need to update my status. This should work.
Another Valentines Massacre day survived!
Holy hell, Breaking Bad is intense.
Fuck Zimmerman and the justice system in Florida. Pitiful.
Fuck yea! DOMA overturned! Bigots fuck off!
One more apocalypse over with!
ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK! WOO! 4 MORE YEARS!
Less than 6 hours left of my 20's. I don't want to be 30 :(
Nice to see that it didn't take the site too long to find a way to make money off of MCA's death. Sad and tragic.
This site really has some of the worst conversationalists IN THE WORLD. One worded responses? I've had deeper conversations with spam bots.
People of the internet world: It's "YOUR/YOU'RE", not FUCKING "UR". That's only acceptable if you're 12, and even then you're still a moron.
Bling whores are pathetic. That is all.
Every time a musician dies at 27, Keith Richards gets 27 years added to his life.
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym.
Ugh. I don't care about your fucking lounges. Peddle your hillbilly ho-down somewhere else.
Ugh. Fubar is acting more retarded than usual today.
I've fixed 3 PS3's and one PSP in the last 3 days. I'm on a fucking roll.
I'm waiting for Kanye to get on the news and say "Hold on Bin Laden, I'mma let you finish, but Anne Frank was the best hide and seek champion of all time"
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