Finally took a real overseas vacation and I feel awesome. Felt so awesome to finally be out and about with a large group of friends If anyone ever tells you smoking isn't cool, remind them that smoking killed Rush Limbaugh and that's the coolest fucking thing ever. The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure are having some intense feels right now This meltdown is hilarious to watch "Here I am! ROCK you like a Herman Caine!" - Corona Lul. My primary photo was removed for bare shoulders. Okaaaayyy. It's the first of Halloween! I'm equal parts dorky and deviant. Engage at your own peril :p Job gone on Monday. Offer letter for a new job on Wednesday. I'm crushing this job game :3 Back in the U.S. Jetlagged to hell. Leaving for South Korea on Tuesday. SUPER HYPE! The 4 stages of ejaculate: Pre-cum, cum, post-cum, cumstep. Have a great lunch, everyone. Anyone excited for world war 3? Tune in for the season finale of "America"! BYOB and lots of it. Black Mirror: Incredibly depressing. New profile picture means one thing: I blue myself. |
