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Gonna need major help to level for this LF....need 91K likes to level. Any help is appreciated and anyone that decides to help me level will have a lifelong friend. Thanks everyone who gets me. Thanks everyone who helps me. Thanks everyone who likes and rates me...I really appreciate everyone who makes an effort for us all. I APPRECIATE YOU ALL....just truth...thank you ALL.
Nov 24, 2025comment
Back closer to civilization with fiber will try my best to catch up on y'all before I get knee deep...lol. "MARTINI PLEASE?!?"
Nov 23, 2025comment
Family day...Thanksgiving with rural family...might not get much in but I'll try to be around a bit. BFNebraska means limited internet...js.
Nov 23, 2025comment
People have daniel done peopling today and I only been out in it for a couple hours. (RL peeps; peeps....not y'all...so I'll be plugging in shortly...lol.) They never fail to show me why I avoid them whenever possible....the general public that is..
Nov 22, 2025comment
Happy Saturday lovely people!!!
Nov 22, 2025comment
I refuse to go to my fu things folder and count how many 1 point and 1 fubuck days I've been afforded...quite honestly it happened aboit a hundred times at least before I decided to keep track....
Nov 22, 2025comment
Prayers and hugs for out friend...she is hurting tonight...something too many of us know a lot about...
Nov 21, 2025comment
I believe that I have noticed a significant increase in the number of likable blasts on my page over the last few days. At least until I get through the majority of them. If that's a thing you did and not just in my head; THANK YOU VERY MUCH SUPPORT and fubar.
Nov 21, 2025comment
Omgooooooosh it's friday...yay.
Nov 21, 2025comment
Happy Thurstday...I'm always dehydrated and thirsty. Fun times. 4 bottles of water in and it ain't 8am...lol. Working my first diet dew now. Have a great day everyone!!!
Nov 20, 2025comment
Being someone's preferred sex toy; when you've bought them hundreds of dollars of magical things we have "in the drawer;" is a bit humbling to be honest....thanks God I could be better than all of that electrical banana....wtaf...thanks be to God.
Nov 19, 2025comment
I seriously have never craved KFC so hard in my whole life until we started trading buckets of drumsticks over here....lol...something about that damn bucket....
Nov 19, 2025comment
"The spice MUST flow..."
Nov 18, 2025comment
Omgosh!!! All.offended and covering her face bc I farted. "Like I wasnt farted on four times this morning before you woke up lover??" (I was...js..)
Nov 18, 2025comment
So my mom's 2 face-lifts have me realizing I'll look like a dried up 1880's riding saddle that ain't been polished for a century EITHER freaking WAY....lmmfao...
Nov 18, 2025comment
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along!!!
Nov 17, 2025comment
I should not have to miss others' blasts bc one MUPPET with 56 blasts running has me blocked and HALF of what pops up on my page ALL DAY is those 56 blasts...annoying AF....
Nov 17, 2025comment
Explaining to my 12 year old she needs to pay attention when I speak bc I just gave her 17 reasons "Why not?"
Nov 17, 2025comment
TsarCoughingGus silly name.change thoughts..
Nov 17, 2025comment
...and I still have trouble that Mandy Parinkin was Inigo Montoya bc I watched Criminal Minds passionately and he looks nothing like his younger self. So foreign to me how some people change so much in such a short time...I guess my time is coming... *nervous laughs*
Nov 16, 2025comment
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