"If you ain't got elegance you can never really carry it...off!"

No hair (since 1998...by choice...no time for hair. Pair of $20 clippers gets me throughabout $1000 worth of haircuts which i alao ain'tgot time for...) and I just ain't care....lol.

What?!? No credit.for the 75 times I hit the SPIN BUTTON on the SLUT MAXHINE AND IT DIDN'T DOOOOOO ANYTHING????

Can't even spin the slot machine on demand...wtaf fubar...

Thanks everyone for all the bombs y'all are amazing family and I know you make concessions for daniel....appreciated so very much. HH 9am central; 7am fu time if you can i will appreciate seeing you bright and SQUIRRELLY!!! Thanks so much buddiezzz...

First month outside the top 100...guess i made my goal of spending less time with yall....lol. Yay me...

Lmfao...listening to wife mutter gibberish in her sleep.....Mastercard stufts...priceless.

Married into a family where they call out whatever food.you happen to cook for yourself like you are doing something wrong by feeding yourself....wtaf...

Fucking bullshit.

Hey! SNOW! =D ....bout dang time...lol.

I could use some coins TOO. Js...fscts...fubar owes me some love based on what I've HEARD....not buying coins again after today. Done with this bs...TENs of thousands of dollars and I can't level without spending a thousand more? DONE WITH THIS BS...

My Risky Business Dr. Suess moment; "He banged her on the stairs; he banged her in the chair; he banged her in between her course hairs."

Also think we should rename black friday Turk-Plunken Day. (That's the sound of the turkey finally exiting your system sometime on Friday...)

I'm pretty sure a gold turkey is worth a bit more than 1 coin....js. Would 20-25 coin holiday bling really change much if everybody who plays gets one? One coin bling is for the bling hunt games and emergencies....lmfao...hope everyone had a GOLDEN freakin TURKEY!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone in the States...

Kicking boyfriends out into the cold who should have left 2 hours ago. Fun times....

The wind in the plains is rather insane.

So very excited for leftover turkey sammiches!!! (Mom made HAM....wtaf MOM?? T H A N K S G I V I N G is for gobblers!!!) Didn't have any opinion until she said she bought ham....that sent me spiraling for turkey....lol. Counting down to Thursday since 2 weeks ago....neeeeed turkey....lol.

To every fu that ran away with they tails' tucked cause they ain't realize PEOPLE LIKE A FREAKSHOW and people.like TRUTH too...boff in my special skillset ....lol....enjoy lovers! I love you all...

Humbly wonders what a Russian Tea Cake tastes like....silly daniel....always wondering silly stuff....