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HELLO! IM A LAYED BACK SWEET CARIN PERSON...IM A SINGLE MOM...OF 2 KIDS...THEY R MY WORLD... THEY R ALWAYS 1ST IN MY LIFE... I LIKE TA MEET NEW PEOPLE...I DONT LIKE ANY DRAMA...IM JUST HERE TA HAVE FUN...IM NOT HERE TA DATE...IM NOT GOIN TA GIVE OUT MY PHONE #,IM'S,OR ANY DIRTY PICS...SO PLEASE DONT ASK 4 ANY OF THAT...IF IM REALLY INTERESTED IN YA...I'LL ASK YA 4 UR IM...WE CAN CHAT THERE AND GET TA KNOW EACH OTHER...SO MEN AND WOMEN IF YA'LL WANNA BE MY FRIEND...COME ON OVER... I DO LIKE TA PARTY EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE...I DONT GO TA BARS OR CLUBS 2 PICK UP MEN...I JUST GO TA RELAX...AND HAVE A GOOD TIME...I ALSO MAKE ALOT OF TIME 4 MY KIDS...

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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a nice boat
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.