I was brainburping again, and check this out...
Wouldnt it be like the shit, if you could convince all your friends to put one picture of themselves each into one folder, then have them go out and implore to all their mutual aquaintances that they must come by and publicly choose just one of them as the best, and compound that by hinging the importance of thier friendship upon that very choice. And no cheating either, you must glorify the esteem of just one whilst alienating the rest. We cant have people going around complementing others for their individual appeal, that would too much resemble a compassion for humanity, and who wants that!
But who am I..what do I know? Lets test this obsession...next time youre in Walmart, once you get to the checkout and have everyone trapped behind you, take a moment and announce to everyone within earshot "Listen up bitches, I just want yall to know, that I am currently in the top ranking to take first place in the Blah Blah contest on lostcherry.com!, and by the time I get home I should have this shit in the bag baby!"...And when people start to stare and blink, groan, shield thier children, or mumble "cmon lady" (which is pretty much the same reaction as people reading the bulletins)...simply bite everyones head off by screaming "fuck all yall, jealous bitches..Im part of the Blah Blah posse, yall better recognize!", then storm out the store.
Chances are, most people will drop everything, and chase you to your car while their ice cream gets soft, just for the opportunity to apologize for ever doubting you.
Seriously, give it a shot and post back here, Id love to hear about it.
