i am the ups man, i deliver good things, until i am over loaded with drama, people just feel i can give them cheap rates on. sadly 2 say, if the mailman don't deliver hazards material, then u best believe i can't accommodate u either.
don't get the facts about ups twisted. ups stands 4 ultimiate problem solver. no i am not a shrink, but do believe if u hand me a plate full of bullshit, i don't need no toliet paper 4 where i am going 2 dump it at. i don't tolerate ignorance, so people, if u refuse 2 deal with the facts of ur personality, i have no problem makin it rain on ur parade.
i learned along time of ago, people will fuck u and then fuck wit u. well i have clear my throat many of times and blocked pages, til it look like a telephone book of rejects. i am the boss of my life, not the employee, i won't be fired. i hand out pink slips and it is not because i need 2 downsize. i just destroy negative company and keep on truckin.
i don't eat, cook, or hold coversations where i go 2 shit, so why would people consisted on fullin my air with their drama that don't interest me. what is wrong with them. i guess i must introduce them 2 the ups installment plan, no money back guarantee. just accept ur solution result and move ur ass on up the yellow brick road, b/4 that shit become slippery wit ur plasma.
i hate makin people check the drama at the door. this ain't no fuckin coat check at the club. take the shit with u and find another crib 2 rock. cause this crib his a moat around it with alligators that i starve on purpose 4 people who think it is safe 2 swiim. if they r fortunate enuff 2 avoid being devour, then plan b kills in seconds. my lion and tiger r trained destroyed, leave no evidence. they give CSI sleepless nights and headaches. normally, those 2 installments of blueprints, rarely fail by land. so i got my air surrounded like Area 51, snipers with train eyes 2 see a target a city away and assassin the thought of a threat before their plan can materialize. if u was dreamin about it just stay sleep and avoid the pain of being put back 2 sleep.
i am not a game, i don't come with playin pieces, a board, and instructions, but if u want 2 play just remember i haven't lost yet. i keep a poker face on all the while i'm rockin and singing ur ass 2 sleep. i am like the A-team i love when u think ur perfect plan will come 2 together. cuz then i become mission impossible, i will make ur ass self destruct.
