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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one,he asked the Madam, Is this a union house?No, she replied, I'm sorry it isn't.
Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,she answered.Offended at such unfair dealings,
the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules The man asked,And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.That's more like it! the union man said.He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde . I'd like her, he said.
I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.
