This sounds like one of those “Snickers Candy Bar” commercials. Not going anywhere for a while: Police in Knoxville, Tenn., arrested Richard Smith, 25, in September after he called 911 from an air duct in the Knoxville Museum of Art, and Smith immediately volunteered that he was "special agent 0-9-3-1" with the "United States Illuminati" and that he had come to retrieve a nuclear warhead from the Soviet Union that was concealed in a blue plastic cow in the basement, according to a report on WBIR-TV. Smith got trapped, he said, after he received a phone call aborting the mission because the cow was actually supposed to be in a museum in Memphis. He said he had entered the Museum of Art by being lowered from a "CH2 Huey" helicopter, but police basically rejected everything Smith said except his name. I think he is going to have time for a Snickers Bar. How goofy does one have to be to come up with a lie of that size? How about Angel Cruz a Florida Man 49, was indicted in August for various dubious financial schemes, including attempting to convince employees and contractors to accept his "United Cities Group" "currency" as of parallel value with U.S. currency. Cruz came to federal prosecutors' attention when he tried to sneak $214 million of UCG money into a Bank of America branch in Miami and allegedly threatened to take over the bank when it balked at allowing withdrawals in U.S. dollars. United Cities Group currency must have been a wild thought after doing one too many Snickers bars.
Oh well, at least they did not claim to be abducted by Martians and were forced into those schemes. I give…
For now that’s all I have to say other then winter is coming!
A good morning to you and five pats and two hugs…
Marty
