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Joe complains to Mike his elbow hurts. Mike says "go to Walmart Dr." It's a machine you dump a urine
sample and it tells you what's wrong with you. Joe figured he would try it! He goes to Wal mart and
dumps his urine into the slot. After 30 secs the Dr. prints out instructions. You have tennis elbow,
take some alieve(aisle 2) and avoid heavy lifting. Later that night Joe wondered if he could mess
with the machine. So he mixed some puppy pee...urine samples from both his daughter and wife,
and a little semen of his own. He took it back to the Walmart and dumped into the machine.
After 30 secs it printed out instructions. Your puppy has worms buy meds (aisle 3), your
daughter's addicted to crack, put her in rehab, and your wife's pregnant with twins, their
not yours get a lawyer....& Quit jacking off, your elbow will never get better!! Thank you for
shopping at Walmart!
I saw a picture just now on someone's page that really got to me..it was of a soldier kneeling in front of a long row of army helmets..and the capition reads....his best friend lost his life today...You should thank him..It really hit close to home .I have several friends serving in Iraq right now... So to all our soldiers...men and women alike..I thank you...and God Bless!
There is a sign in the drugstore window: "Condoms, custom fit."
So a man walks up to the counter and asks for a condom, like the sign says. The man at the counter tells him to see Edith in aisle 4. So the man finds Edith. Edith grabs the man by the crotch, then gets on the PA system and says, "Medium condom. Medium condom."
Well the man is embarrassed, but goes to the counter to get his condom.
Later, a second man sees the sign in the window, and goes up to the counter to get his condom. The druggist tells him to see Edith in aisle 4. Same thing happens, Edith grabs his crotch, gets on the PA and says, "Large condom, this man needs a large condom."
The man is pleased, at least, to be a large.
Next a teenager goes into the drugstore to get a fitted condom, and is told to see Edith is aisle 4. Edith grabs his crotch, gets on the PA and says, "Clean-up in aisle 4, clean-up in aisle 4."
