Goodnight Mother
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> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned
> on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
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> My wife phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
> and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in
> the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
> house alone all night because she always tries to eat the bird.. My wife
> goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs
> upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
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> Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
> will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will
> be out soon. 'He's just going upstairs to say goodnight to my mother.'
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> A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as
> we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
> her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, but I
> managed to grab her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
> keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
> downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!'
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> The cab driver hit a parked car.
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